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Weekly Tweet Digest – 2011-09-11

  • @mkazoo must do this. bars with libraries are my proverbial jam. in reply to mkazoo #
  • back to the attic. let's slough off this material coil, sweetumses #crapattic #
  • Finally throwing out that pair of slitted green leather trousers. Sigh. #crapattic #
  • this box contains: a pair of sai, flannel pajama pants, a scanner, and a red necktie. #goingtojail #crapattic #
  • So if a couple gets divorced, can one discard their wedding video? #crapattic #
  • Fragments of poetry i wrote in 2003. yikes. #crapattic #
  • Briefcase containing a cured rabbit pelt and a vise. #crapattic #
  • @taylor_audrey found my first notebooks, from 2004, also. so tortured & yet also absurdly sure of myself. #ohnoetry in reply to taylor_audrey #
  • found my first steady notebook, from 2004. a teacher encouraged me to carry one then & i am now on volume 27. #crapattic #
  • @danaROrana if you had come up to the attic i would have just said HEY DANA LOOK instead. in reply to danaROrana #
  • @AllisoNicole86 i had seven boxes of stuff, now i have four. plus those thirtyseven boxes of books. in reply to AllisoNicole86 #
  • @mkazoo oh mercy. in reply to mkazoo #
  • @danaROrana we are abusing the robots of the future. i am directly upstairs, and yet, here we go: internet talking. #mylawn #off in reply to danaROrana #
  • What does a breakfast made entirely of uhmerrikan freedom entail? Lots of pie. #
  • @mkazoo oh yes please. also: joint crackling mrows? am i doing this incorrectly? in reply to mkazoo #
  • off to get distracted by outmoded possessions (hup hup garbage bag), listening to mountain goats – autoclave http://t.co/V3Yn38Y #crapattic #
  • Painstakingly written list of shakespearean insults. You cockered c #
  • Painstakingly written list of shakespearean insults. You cockered common-kissing flirt-gills #
  • @mkazoo there is something that may be an attic story percolating. also: mrows are cat sounds. obviously i have failed at them. in reply to mkazoo #
  • @plasticbrentley you are a flirt-gills and so is your brace of eels. #
  • embargo on the word "chillax." or is it "chillaxe?" either way, i give ye the nay stamp. #
  • @danaROrana WUT LOL? IT'S LIKE SOME SORT OF SPACIAL AWARENESS YOU HAVE? combshaped MUSTACHE-FACE :{| in reply to danaROrana #
  • "I guess you run blood through machines and spin things, I don’t know…" — my mother, the phlebotomy expert #
  • @kelceyherrera the future of dance? http://t.co/0pU7oRA #
  • bowlerizin. RT @Keffy: This is what every writer dreams of: http://t.co/uiYtwZ6 DO NOT DENY IT. #
  • @mkazoo 1 i'll send it over when it's done. 2 attic shenanigans also produced heap of business cards, yours among them. 3 points for zaftig. in reply to mkazoo #
  • @taylor_audrey get a stingray. in reply to taylor_audrey #
  • Current notebook test photo for my new telephone http://t.co/QMebTR1 #
  • Department of justice federal bureau of prisons lapel pin #crapattic #
  • so adding 14 aspartame packets to a pan of spaghetti sauce doesn't make sauce less spicy, just makes it taste like barbie blood. #
  • @plasticbrentley wait–tautness? my face is some kind of industrial cable? how is that even insulting? i could pull children to safety. in reply to plasticbrentley #
  • @kelceyherrera home is much the same as it ever was–comfortable & staid. how's university? in reply to kelceyherrera #
  • @plasticbrentley drinking love was his first mistake. you're supposed to inject that stuff. in reply to plasticbrentley #
  • @plasticbrentley shakespeare, man, what a wordjones. in reply to plasticbrentley #
  • @kelceyherrera sounds delightful. do you specialize in a genre? in reply to kelceyherrera #
  • @kelceyherrera my dance education is nonexistent, but i like merce cunningham's stuff. who else should i check out? in reply to kelceyherrera #
  • solved the #crapattic & now i have 5 boxes of sundry possessions, including juvenilia, & 32 boxes of books, plus 2 unpacked bookcases. #nerd #
  • I GUESS WHAT I AM SAYING IS I READ A LOT OF BOOKS LADIES. (cc: @plasticbrentley) #
  • @kelceyherrera a good start–thanks. (that piece is incredible.) in reply to kelceyherrera #
  • @kelceyherrera exactly. also how frenetic, but still smooth–every action seamlessly produces the next–& the narrative is so clear. in reply to kelceyherrera #
  • @mkazoo -> RT @qikipedia: J. S. Bach once called a student a 'zippelfaggotist' (idiot-bassoonist) then proceeded to attack him with a sword. #
  • a delightful gentleman, age four, has asked: "if somebody falls in lava, does the lava get a little bit bigger?" thoughts? #
  • Frisch begonnen ist halb gewonnen. #jobapplications #
  • @rquat i say we both start companies, borrow a lot of money, & work for each other, get mad $$. fraudulence = excellence? in reply to rquat #
  • @plasticbrentley whisker watcher alert: http://t.co/QdIfLuC #
  • my mother has suggested i apply for a second shift receptionist job at the birth center. might as well apply for "lactation consultant," too #
  • i did not make up lactation consultancy. it pays $20.92-27.21 per hour, & requires about four years of nursing experience. #
  • wait, what? lactation consultants teach classes? do the babies get a milk acquisition degree after a certain number of credits? #
  • (also i am so consumed with my own "job creation strategies" that i am not paying a jot of attention to the #GOPdebate #
  • @MrDannyNoel because of that chick-fil-a reservation thing, i now declare all kinds of love for you. first time back. wanna go tomorrow? in reply to MrDannyNoel #
  • @kelceyherrera aber mein deutsch ist jetzt sehr schlecht–ich muss ueben & lernen. and figure out umlauts on this keyboard. & grammar. & all #
  • @MrDannyNoel holly springs, same time = an impasse. but then i remembered that bojangles exists (o sounding joy), as do weekends. so? in reply to MrDannyNoel #
  • job posting, nc schools: "ex child assistant." shouldn't this just be "assistant?" aren't we all ex-children? #
  • also buncombe county is hiring an urdu/hindi interpreter. of course. #
  • First day of work tie. #Success http://t.co/Uey5Chh #
  • @tiffaniangus yes yes to finished stories, no to the lung plague. carry on. in reply to tiffaniangus #
  • @rquat tutoring company i worked for last year. it's an inbetween job: not enough $ to make rent, but enough to buy gas/insurance/food. in reply to rquat #
  • @Cait_Elizabeth too legit, in fact, to quit. or too full of coffee. in reply to Cait_Elizabeth #
  • just applied for a job & got a rejection email fifteen seconds later. i'm not even mad–that's amazing. #
  • @schy thanks for that lettering link. i need to go on a handwriting retreat. also HEY LADY WHAT IS UP. #
  • @schy more displaced in time than shocked by the culture (b/c you can't escape the usa anyplace). left-coasting soon but i don't know when. in reply to schy #
  • @schy it's like we export hotdog eating contests all over the world. nowhere is too remote, no hidden valley too sacred. in reply to schy #
  • RT @jeremiahtolbert: This graph tells a story. That story was written by a young @greatdismal though, so, bummer. http://t.co/iB1GHCC #
  • so tired even my fatigue is exhausted. #
  • @rquat or that could just be a really tiny woman. in reply to rquat #
  • @kelceyherrera congratulations in reply to kelceyherrera #
  • off to bojangles (renowned for biscuits/chicken/syruptea, context for you foreign folk) where i will snort lines of fry seasoning #decadence #
  • @rquat pssh, some of my best friends are really tiny women. also: i'm around fuquay/apex, & unemployed. so when i say "whenever," i mean it. in reply to rquat #
  • "the truth, my honey, is a tart that does not bear scrutiny. breach my levee at your own peril." — barton fink #
  • @mkazoo don't be intimidated by the South. as when reading foreign signs, look for cognates. as in, biscuit ≈ unhealthy scone. in reply to mkazoo #
  • Trying to convince @danarorana bass lake isn't teeming with snakes is hard. She's pretty sure. #
  • Watching one bat wheel through darkening post-sunset blue. Drone of insects & lynyrd skynrd. #
  • @ken_schneyer a healthy scone is a bagel? in reply to ken_schneyer #
  • @mkazoo lubrication, i think. or to please the folk who love starship-shaped seedpods. in reply to mkazoo #
  • winner of most compelling spider-man pose 2011 RT @mkazoo: […] me conjuring flying bedsheets… I mean, dancing? http://t.co/3itVv6p #

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