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Weekly Tweet Digest – 2012-04-15

  • Taming Romeo & King Hambethlet's Night Dream of Veronice Tale. #newplay #
  • @wigu thanks for having me over yesterday. Hope your liquor hunt goes smoothly this even. Woo holidays. #
  • @hey_friend thanks for having me over yesterday! And for listening/contributing to endless lint-level examination of that book. wooo #
  • @wigu certainly! in reply to wigu #
  • Leaving Connecticut. Goodbye, wasp-land. Reading guy davis's "the marquis" on the flight, with barf bag bookmark. #
  • Apt pretzel for the holy day: http://t.co/UOo9VkNH #
  • Fratniss? #
  • "dear oh dear, bread and beer; if I were married then I wouldn't be here." –my 103 year old great-grandmother, Benedetta Boccaccio #
  • My great-grandmother, Benedetta Boccaccio, was in the paper: http://t.co/fIjbvi9p #
  • @GuyDavisART "inferno" is an excellent book. the movement in your panels is superb, & the line work is brilliant. Can't wait for "midwife." #
  • Following your dreams is not enough; you have to stalk them. #
  • Cravatniss. (autocorrects to "cravat bias") #
  • @AllisoNicole86 I second that emotion. in reply to AllisoNicole86 #
  • Internal survey findings: I want to go to Canada. In the summer. On a motorcycle. #
  • My brain corrects the word "beefcake" to "meatloaf" every time. #
  • Oh world, is this why I will never be one? #beefloaf #waitwhat #bee #floaf #? #
  • @lizargall I forgot to direct my musings on the subject of beaflöf to you. Is a weird word, beefcake, and I cannae parse it. in reply to lizargall #
  • Thousand words of a new short story. #writing #
  • Half my brain will program this website while the other half compiles a list of the similarities between katniss and the batman. #batniss #
  • Few pimps of my acquaintance have pimples. #etymologicaldeceit #
  • @monicabyrne13 I find that pointing your chin up helps, because then you can jab problems with it. #chinstabs in reply to monicabyrne13 #
  • @hey_friend oh hey, holly! #
  • Game: fashion a me-sized chrysalis out of papier-mâché in front yard; claw out of it screaming "You promised. You promised me better." #
  • The toupee considered as projected identity body modification. #
  • @MaryRobinette The sky above the port was the color of glass, cast to a dull glamour. #GlamourInGlass1stLines #
  • Winnie-the-pooh is an odd book if you replace "honey" with "mustard." #
  • yes tell me once again forever how so singing smart you are & maybe how your brain beams laser beacons into space for us mud-gargling stoops #
  • To Esme, With Fear and Loathing Where the Red Fern Grows #mashupstories #
  • guys guys i found a cut on my palm & it is too far off centre toward my thumb to be the stigmata but i am anyhow worried it is the stigmata. #
  • your valued relative is so ugly that when he stared into the abyss, it flinched. #
  • @dropping_dombs tweet-town needs more #vanguardistas welcome to the internet. in reply to dropping_dombs #
  • the shins new album, port of morrow, is pretty okay. standout: september http://t.co/vQKuOogN #
  • Under our softly burning lamp she Takes her time Telling stories of our possible lives And love is the ink in the well when her body writes. #
  • @monicabyrne13 consultant of ephemera, phenomena, elastecclesiastica in reply to monicabyrne13 #
  • @taylor_audrey @tiffaniangus can we please compile an anthology called "innocent soils" please in reply to taylor_audrey #
  • And only in Ireland would the driver neglect to crack the windows for his minicow. RT @realvalnolan: Only in Ireland: http://t.co/T4vmypDj #
  • Can't help but think if I had a suit of armor made of tooth enamel I would probably have to brush it daily. #
  • Other warriors would rub lemons and taffy on it SO AS TO WEAKEN ME. I would feel guilty about not flossing the greaves. #
  • Shan't lie, stressing a little about the responsibility of upkeep on this fictional tooth suit. #
  • Game: install humidity sensor in bathroom. When vapor saturation = amount caused by a shower, loudspeaker plays shrill & endless screams. #
  • @mkazoo my original idea was a robot arm that throws flour on you when you open the shower curtain. Eventually you would be bread! Tasty fun in reply to mkazoo #
  • @rstevens Pirates of the Caribbean VI: Sparrow's Run in reply to rstevens #
  • I wouldn't say "strung out," I would say, "automagical maraca-hands" #
  • @mkazoo now I am jonesing with shaky fervor to read some Jamaica Kincaid. And/or to see that dance. in reply to mkazoo #
  • man I just want to know some more about science. is that a thing I can do. #
  • @hey_friend cuff links and hatpins? Bonus because the cuff links double as kung fu darts & the hatpins as shivs. Just in case. #
  • @damiengwalter if you give atheists hallucinogenic drugs they become pantheists. in reply to damiengwalter #
  • @gralinnaea @damiengwalter if you give a mouse a cookie, he becomes a hedonist. in reply to gralinnaea #
  • @gralinnaea @damiengwalter give a mouse to a cookie, & you get carnivorous comestibles. #science in reply to gralinnaea #
  • Need to leave work so I can do my taxes, and by "taxes" I mean "build a head out of Legos" #
  • @monicabyrne13 a thousand new things to know every minute, woo science in reply to monicabyrne13 #
  • @mkazoo I'd heard barthelme was something like that, too? Sort of mosaic stories… He's next in line, so we'll see. in reply to mkazoo #
  • @mkazoo blind writer comparison woo. i like mapping forms with correlative synaesthesia, each method describing some dimension of inner life in reply to mkazoo #
  • @monicabyrne13 SCIENCE. will look around. in my, you know, spare time. in reply to monicabyrne13 #
  • Moooooorniiiiiing #jazzhands http://t.co/FM5bx4gh #
  • @dropping_dombs the Voice of your generation, momzing like a scrapbooker. some people look up to you; it's true. in reply to dropping_dombs #
  • @realvalnolan I suppose it's Catholic hail? #Mary #fullofgrace in reply to realvalnolan #
  • @tobiasbuckell is it about how Cyrus sold his soul at the crossroads for "achy breaky heart?" in reply to tobiasbuckell #
  • batch of frownies. presto depressed, yo. mayor of frowntown. eagle over sucks mountain. townies touring teartropolis. distraught to trot. #
  • @taylor_audrey the Keats version is a TB-themed remake of Crank in reply to taylor_audrey #
  • Wub-awubwubwubwubs #wubs http://t.co/oHNVLlRK #
  • Jane Goodall sailing with the douchecanoe navy. #
  • Says the guy eating pickle slices directly out of the jar with both hands. #
  • @realvalnolan nice! back in the day, Ireland must have had a cavalry to rival the Assyrians. in reply to realvalnolan #

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