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Weekly Tweet Digest – 2012-07-01

  • Mimimomomizolalilamialomuelamironoriminos. #
  • Today has been a chrome trucknutz kind of day. http://t.co/QNalKPWq #
  • Should have poured more stimulants in the blood-surrogate. #
  • Spaderunner: deckchair searches the back yard for the rogue gardening robot; asks all the tools in the shed mean questions about turtles. #
  • Tentacular meeting productivity. #doodle http://t.co/82fYXHOO #
  • If I had walked into the barbershop lisping about MEINE LUFTWAFFE I would've received the same haircut. #fatherland #FATHERLAND #MACHSCHNELL #
  • In other news: Gimlets. #
  • tom waits & gin & a fresh moustache. the world as it stands knows few sweeter pleasures. http://t.co/b83bJATy #
  • Off the leadbelly record, he says. http://t.co/fXvIn9CX #
  • New game: read the Shorter Oxford English Dictionary aloud until your mouth becomes platonic ideal fabricator & a universe orbits your desk. #
  • @monicabyrne13 I prefer Tom waits's version, though this one is quite good as well. in reply to monicabyrne13 #
  • Is there a literary equivalent to covering a song? #
  • weevil says he's a boll-er, but he ant: that's aphid. A Raid? He fleas. crushin on that black widow–started strutting as soon as he spider. #
  • @monicabyrne13 that makes sense. So some stories (like beauty and the beast) are the story equivalent of jazz standards in reply to monicabyrne13 #
  • @thedombshelter evening of the tenth. Overnight, over sea. in reply to thedombshelter #
  • @thedombshelter @danarorana #SCINTILLATING #CONVERSATION in reply to thedombshelter #
  • @kellanbc i misread "calamities" as "catamites." hm. in reply to kellanbc #
  • saw prometheus last night: pretty but dumb. which I guess is true of even the mythical Titan. #tentacledeagles #
  • Perks of employment. http://t.co/LBYJSJ4t #
  • Battle of air dunking while shredding air guitar, Charles Barkley Buscemi versus Steven Tyler Moore. #
  • @mkazoo stress squeezer plushie of a ray in reply to mkazoo #
  • "…et vous, vierges, /
    Du vice maternel traînant l'hérédité /
    Et toutes les hideurs de la fécondité!" — Baudelaire #
  • @nice_mustard he wants another calzone? Don't let him eat the calzone. Don't let him eat the calzone. Don't let him eat the calzone (x10000) in reply to nice_mustard #
  • New game: organize the pantomime olympics for neighborhood pets. #
  • Geometric! RT @TylerLeClair1: The angles sang a whiskey lullaby #
  • @danaROrana I put rent on the counter if you want to spend it on AC. #oh #snap in reply to danaROrana #
  • New stingrays in the aquarium at work. One is doing pushups. #potamotrygon http://t.co/bgocEpSn #
  • @jodikatherine i believe that is called a "gin and tonic." in reply to jodikatherine #
  • @taylor_audrey I want to be one. in reply to taylor_audrey #
  • ich habe alles auswendig gelernt #
  • @thedombshelter @pintocholo YOUR BEAST LYFE NOW #toothysmize #eyeteeth #mayanbloodritesoundtrack in reply to thedombshelter #
  • @danaROrana Friend Zucchini, we knew ye So Well. in reply to danaROrana #
  • @pintocholo @thedombshelter sometimes (this time, right now) I am glad I am completely ignorant of what the kids are into. #goombasomething in reply to pintocholo #
  • @mattfraction have they covered "stop or my mom will shoot" yet? in reply to mattfraction #
  • why don't we have game night like the grandmas perched on the dust precipice gambling with baby potato interpersonal favours in fando y lis? #
  • what. what is the sound of flies. so many flies. #unambiguousmisogyny #
  • & then all the grandmas hate you, and call out the younger girls to whip you until they make a panel of squatting folk near your fallen form #
  • buffalo sounds. all the dads came to form this prancing line and bellow buffalo sounds and leave fando in the dust. #unfair #fandoylis #
  • laying in a shallow grave, like one does. paralytic lady yelling about it. must run and then moodily sit over the creaking corpse heap. #
  • of an evening: go to burning piano jazz party where puppeteer clowns chase you, or stuff an eviscerated doll with grass snakes? #fandoylis #
  • licking some feet now. dead feet maybe. everybody seems pretty into it, i guess, but we just dragged her down a mountain, so i don't know. #
  • THE SOLITARY MAN IS ALWAYS ACCOMPANIED #FANDOYLIS #
  • funeral song! build a drum from my corpse! #fandoylis #
  • @monicabyrne13 or the best patch? now we have lots of hinge sounds. in reply to monicabyrne13 #
  • even dressed as a diva, fando is the worst dancer at the revel. let's all make the post-bacchanal awkhugs. #fandoylis #
  • PAINT FIGHT. CLAIMING OWNERSHIP OVER EVERYTHING. INSUFFICIENT UNDERPANTS. #fandoylis #
  • un poco de sangre por amor a dios. UN POCO DE SANGRE POR AMOR A DIOS. #fandoylis #obamacare #
  • drawing blood sounds like a meth lab made of balloon animals. #fandoylis #obamacare #
  • "be quick, my admirers are waiting to watch me die." "bravo, she's the best. she's the best at dying. what a performance." #fandoylis #
  • so the baby bird that sounds like sonar lived inside the old guy until they cut him? entire journey to tar is while the spider is burning? #
  • huh, unkind toward women, then. #fandoylis #
  • if you wear a funnel for a hat, it's safe to trepan yourself and have a feast in the salt flats. #fandoylis #
  • dead people do not belong in coffins. they belong in mud baths, shallow divots, anyplace but a grave. you tell them, fando. #fandoylis #
  • if i die young, cover me in grass snakes. que bonito es un entierro. #fandoylis #
  • within the grieving cycle, a previously undocumented stage: covering yourself with leaves and muttering. #fandoylis #
  • the dead are all naked, and sneaky. #fandoylis #fin #
  • @danaROrana dressy-shirt (drirty?) soulmate = matching trousers. leggings need not apply. in reply to danaROrana #
  • @danaROrana the two are not linked, methinks. exchange mix tapes instead? #modernity #so #hip #rightnow #cassettetapes in reply to danaROrana #
  • @kateulinah please stop publicly objectifying @NicholasStenner. in reply to kateulinah #
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