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Weekly Tweet Digest – 2012-08-12

  • @damiengwalter the new beiber tour is going to be called "the boyfriend and margarita" in reply to damiengwalter #
  • I've taken to wandering the office with fists raised, intoning, "BEHOLD ME, FOR I AM THE TEAR LORD. OFFER UNTO ME YOUR TEARS, TEAR MINIONS." #
  • Sometimes, when @danaROrana is on the telephone, I make increasingly loud & enraged cat sounds. This proves that I am both wise and mature. #
  • @MultWashington @danaROrana you know how we do. in reply to MultWashington #
  • Dear grocery-stocking gentleman baring 4 carbunclesque hickies below the jawline: your dignified example isn't making me WANT to wear shoes. #
  • @damiengwalter @harpercollins something in between, as usual. Male chauvinism is still a problem… 1/2 in reply to damiengwalter #
  • @damiengwalter @harpercollins 2/2 …& this conversation is all the sadder b/c some don't understand, in this century, that women are people in reply to damiengwalter #
  • @damiengwalter @harpercollins ("women are people" line stolen from an interview on NPR with @monicabyrne13, who is a writer & a scientist.) #
  • those topselling bullfrogs trading yawps over the yellowgreen swampslick, later horking bumps of croakaine off lillypads or even one another #
  • @pintocholo this is superb. in reply to pintocholo #
  • @neilhimself have you heard these covers of The Magnetic Fields in Spanish? http://t.co/7MDUeWFw #
  • Diced spicy Italian sausage, baby spinach, sautéed portobello mushrooms with black pepper, & rice in a wrap. #foodisgood #
  • #whom http://t.co/nDeN9llu #
  • New game: respond to all work emails with index cards, carried by runners, on which I have written DO NOT BLASPHEME. #
  • @buen_donado well, that's gastrointestinally discouraging. Any good local liquor, at least? in reply to buen_donado #
  • New game: respond to all work emails with index cards, carried by runners, on whom I have written DO NOT BLASPHEME. #
  • DIVE DIVE DIVE. RT @kellanbc: A BODY IS A WET-SUIT FOR A SKELETON. #
  • . @Gladys__walker fantasizes about becoming a mommy blogger. #
  • "mildle disturping" forever RT @kawaiifiveoh: oh no http://t.co/sbiu8RPi #
  • @mkazoo all of them together in a warehouse, let an audience wander through. [sidethought: I have some sundry items to send you.] in reply to mkazoo #
  • @mattstaggs but, but, C.S. Lewis saaaaaiiiid– in reply to mattstaggs #
  • @mattstaggs me too. he is superb, at his best. I read "out of the silent planet" pretty early; loved it. in reply to mattstaggs #
  • New game: work the rest of the day wearing these. http://t.co/wFbZ4pCY #
  • @mkazoo in some universe, yes, but I don't think ours is the one. in reply to mkazoo #
  • @mkazoo that missing piece makes room for something else. in reply to mkazoo #
  • New game: coat tongue with layer of Chapstick. Complain to waiters everywhere about food tasting of Chapstick. #
  • Tea, mine is… a weak. #
  • Life is like riding a bicycle. The more you use it, the higher likelihood you will be struck down by a sleepy truck driver – ALBERT EINSTEIN #
  • "YOU THERE, SLEIGHTSCULLION: AMUSE THESE, MINE WENCHES ALL. AND MAKE YON WENCHBENCH CRAWLLE. AHHGH SKEITH SKEITH SKEITH" – me, a work email. #
  • @cool_pond CREIPWIENER, now my favorite Word to say in reply to cool_pond #
  • my mommy blogger audience is steadily growing. honestly don't know how much glee to feel about this. all of it, perhaps? all the #glee #
  • New game: quit your job and move to Sardinia. #
  • I guess what I am saying is I have quit my job to move to Sardinia. #
  • @kateulinah couldn't make it to Korea, sadly… Maybe next year? ALSO now I will have time to talk about ++GOOD STORIES w/ @NicholasStenner. in reply to kateulinah #
  • @felixgilman but some of us are staring up at the fridge. in reply to felixgilman #

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