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Weekly Tweet Digest – 2012-09-02

  • CONTEXTLESS RT: @nicoletaylor28 hey Boccaccio, thanks for the bubblewrap! It came in unexpectedly handy this morning. #
  • @MultWashington @Gladys__Walker once freed a genie, who offered her three wishes. she still has all three, & likes having them around. in reply to MultWashington #
  • Does @British_Airways still fly internationally? They have quite the #HomeAdvantage but abandoned my luggage in London when I flew to Rome. #
  • ah, peaceful sardegna… i just heard wild boars screaming, followed by the baying of hounds. #
  • @dialoghost that universe is ours, except that the heartbeat in question belongs to caesium 133. in reply to dialoghost #
  • delicious new fruit – fico d'india, or prickly pear. #
  • @British_Airways my bag is still at large. nobody seems to be able to tell me if it is even in Rome or London or what. #HomeAdvantage in reply to British_Airways #
  • is the door open? well do not knock it until you have tried it. making dad jokes as if i were not constantly aware of my dwindling lifespan. #
  • @realvalnolan hey val hey hey hey val. hey. i am in sardegna and i haven't seen a cloud since i got here. just thought you should know. in reply to realvalnolan #
  • duties: 1) keep everyone alive, 2) swim in perfect water, 3) make explosion sounds, 3b) prevent actual explosions, 4) teach everyone grammar #
  • @realvalnolan i read that as "swim by" at first. i will if i can, though not terribly flush at the moment. better plan: leave ireland. visit in reply to realvalnolan #
  • @realvalnolan i'm still hoping that a were-tiger clone of cÃÂșchulainn will claw his way out of the turf at some point & lead you all to glory in reply to realvalnolan #
  • @damiengwalter unless the argument is about whether somebody's pregnant. in reply to damiengwalter #
  • spent the morning pretending to be an overturned exploding car, spent the afternoon reading the tempest on a cliff overlooking the sea. #
  • "While God licks his kin, we
    sing until our blood is jazz,

    we swing from June to June.
    We sweat to keep from weeping." — Terrance Hayes #

  • how many "loose canon" jokes can i make before folks that don't speak english burn me at the stake. kind of important. #
  • in other news, not sleeping because the wild pigs are screaming again, pursued by hounds. #

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