Last weekend, a friend and I drove down to Columbia, SC to see some friends, enjoy some time away, fellowship with one another, etc. He designs gardens, so for the whole drive down he’d break out of conversation every half hour or so and rant about the different sorts of plants he saw on the side of I-95. Mostly stuff about types of trees, or how dare they plant those magnolias there, they’re planted too close, and what about when they grow? They’ll cramp each other and it’ll be ugly, etc, etc. Highly entertaining.
We got lost around midnight. Not a big deal; that’s what road-trips are for. We went way too far on 95 and had to back-track through small towns for about three extra hours. Again, this wasn’t a big deal; we bought more donuts and energy drinks and I read Marco Polo’s Travels aloud. We talked about the beauty of language and poetry as I looked at the stars through the sunroof. Rural South Carolina provides some very good darkness.
When we got into Columbia, it was 3:30am and we didn’t have a place to stay yet. So I figured, hey, the university library is probably open, right? Or maybe some other university-owned building?
They are not, for your future reference, and most of them have heavy metal doors which lock very firmly and do not magically open if you jiggle them or yell into them. My friend had a tent in his trunk, and we thought about pitching it on the quad, but we were pretty cold by then, and setting up a tent would’ve been a lot of work. After driving around for a bit, we saw a few dumpsters in a sort of half alley between what looked like a dorm and a building of classrooms, so I said, “Well, a dumpster is kind of like a tent. Same basic idea, right? Shelter and all that.”
My friend went off to park the car and I grabbed our sleeping bags and blankets and threw them all into the recycling dumpster. It was maybe 6’x3’x5′ and half filled with cardboard. The cardboard was nice because it insulated us, though the metal walls proved fairly uncomfortable.
In case you were wondering, and I’m sure you were, 25 degrees is cold to be outside all night. But it’s still manageable. My mind has no categories for anything below 0, like some of you have. So it was cold, but not icy-fist-of-Death-cold. My sleeping bag is this flannel sack from the 70s, so it didn’t seal me in like the new ones do. I piled blankets over my core and face, but I was a little cold for most of the night. Not too bad, all things considered. I finally got warm as the sun rose.
The next morning, after laying around for a while in the warmth of my sleeping bag, I got up, immediately regretted it due to cold, and slowly lifted the lid of our dumpster. I peered out like a rodent and saw a class in session in the building 15 feet away from me. I slowly ducked back down. A minute later I came back up again, just as slow. Like hydraulics. This time, I actually stood up. The professor and I stared at each other for a minute or two, I nodded, and he kept teaching.
Besides just doing something goofy, sleeping in the dumpster provided me with two experiences worth keeping. The first was: I can understand what it’s like to be homeless a little better. By the morning I had one thought only: I must get warm. At that point I was incapable of abstract thought. We walked around for an hour or so after getting up, looking at gardens, which were beautiful, but I’ve never been more thankful to step inside a heated building. I’m hoping this experience gives me more compassion, or at least empathy, for those who live without.
The second was a moment of beauty. The seam between the two lids let a slab of light through, and the eddies of my breath curled through it like smoke. That’s the way to wake up: finally warm, listening to squirrels elaborately curse each other, knowing I could get up when I wanted, or not. Waiting for the recycling truck to come and smash me into a jelly.